hi all and welcome to my new blog.As i sat at home yesterday i looked around and realised that at 27 years old i am no martha stuart.I cannot cook,i cannot sew and all manners of housework send me into a cold sweat.It is not that i am lazy or just cant be arsed,It is solely the fact that cooking a meal to me means at least 3 phone calls to the local fire dept (one in advance to tell them that i am attempting to cook and to have thier best men at the ready,the second to tell that the cooker is now lighting and i have managed to burn two pots and melted 4 cooking impements,and lastly to come quickly i cant put out the blaze by myself):oops:As for housework some things i can manage by myself and on these rare occasions (and i do mean rare)im quite proud of my achievements.Other times im not so proud,I mean seriously how do you tell your 7 year old daughter that you have hoovered up hammy her loving hamster who has happily survived in my care now for 2 weeks (R.I.P hammy)you will be missed.So you see i do try my best but i think i was born without the gean that most woman seem to have that enables them to do the washing without A:....causing a flood that has the met office sending out warnings all over the show and B:....having to buy a complete a new wordrobe for the entire house hold.(not that i was that bothered bout that part)what woman doesnt like new clothes!!!!!!!!So back to the reason of my blog.I have made a new years resolution, granted a bit early or very late depending on how you look at it,anyway i have now set my sights on becoming a domestic goddess 8|.I am going to learn how (think i may need to buy a cookbook or something)that seems to be a good place to start.I really can see myself like that nigella woman on tv (with smaller hips no offence nige).I can picture the hubbys face when he comes in from work and im standing the kitchen (minus the plumes of smoke)wearing something suitably sexy for kitchen work(still dont know what that is but am a great believer in having an outfit for everything) .so this is my first task................LEARN TO COOK.......without the aid of londons fire service.As im not to good with the computer either..... (someone told me it would be funny to write a blog of my progress shame they didnt tell me how as i ended up with the afore mentioned 7 year old (the shame) showing me how to turn the laptop on) anyway like i said am not good a this hi-tec stuff so im sure this piece will end up surfing its way (see im picking up the lingo already) :D onto some god forsaken place on the internet never to be seen again.But if it happens to find itself on to the right place and you like it email me and il be happy to give you all the tips im sure im going to pick up along the way to becoming a domestic goddess......wish me luck im off to do flour a chicken or boil a egg or whatever top chiefs do all day.........bye for now
THE GODDESS IN TRAINING XXX